Not a waste of time

Things I can't do when I'm reading a book:

• Shower
• Wash dishes
• Sand the bathroom ceiling
• Snowboard
• Solve quadratic equations
• Mop the floor
• Water ski
• Work
• Worry about money
• Drive (mostly)
• Run
• Waste time
• Sleep
  

What I can do while I'm reading a book:

• Appreciate a sunset
• Sunbathe
• Solve global crises
• Comfort the dog in his old age
• Eat
• Brush my teeth
• Do laundry
• Become inspired
• Learn
• Laugh
• Love